Funniest Rated Tweets

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  FakeAPStylebook: "Men's room" should contain an apostrophe. And a urinal.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-30 14:32:40Z, 61% funny (161 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Now that its requisite year and a half of relevance has passed, you may now use quotes from "Single Ladies" in your feature column.
  First Nominated: 2010-06-29 17:53:45Z, 86% funny (38 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Only spell it "errbody" if literally each person in the club is gettin' tipsy.
  First Nominated: 2010-06-02 14:14:40Z, 71% funny (53 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: pay wall - Method used by newspapers and other publications to keep online readership down to low, manageable levels.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-07 16:25:16Z, 82% funny (34 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Bloody Mary - Capitalized; a drink made with vodka and tomato juice. Your editor's main source of nutrition.
  First Nominated: 2010-06-09 17:44:20Z, 76% funny (42 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Take care not to screw up people's lives with the advice column. That's a job for the horoscopes.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-09 15:34:19Z, 81% funny (32 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: there/their/they're - What, seriously? This confuses you?
  First Nominated: 2010-08-02 17:31:25Z, 88% funny (26 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: The most important thing for a journalist is to stay objective, even if Edward is a much better choice for Bella than Jacob.
  First Nominated: 2010-06-30 19:11:33Z, 77% funny (36 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Make sure your Big Pharma check has cleared prior to writing your pro-drug article.
  First Nominated: 2010-06-08 14:44:07Z, 66% funny (51 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: We don't care how funny you think it is, stop putting "it's raining men" in the weather reports.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-24 15:51:30Z, 94% funny (17 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: As Comic-Con is in session, you may now use those "Bang! Pow! Zoom!" headlines you've been holding back.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-23 15:26:06Z, 64% funny (37 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Include plenty of rainbows and unicorns when writing your organization's marketing plan. Everybody loves rainbows and unicorns.
  First Nominated: 2010-08-26 20:22:46Z, 50% funny (75 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: astroturfing - Using the internet to fake a popular movement. Also, $50 extra at the massage parlor in Chinatown.
  First Nominated: 2010-09-02 15:50:05Z, 52% funny (21 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: unfunded mandate - When a larger government makes a smaller one do something without paying for it, like fix its car or get it some smokes.
  First Nominated: 2010-04-23 20:37:55Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Avoid using masculine pronouns in sentences where the subject's gender is not specified. Broads find it offensive.
  First Nominated: 2010-04-23 20:38:17Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as "KeUSDha."
  First Nominated: 2010-04-26 05:12:32Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: Controversial comic strips should run in the editorial pages, where readers know better than to expect humor.
  First Nominated: 2010-05-09 00:48:57Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: A "royal assload" (archaic) was a measurement first defined by how much of something King Henry VIII could fit in his ass.
  First Nominated: 2010-05-09 00:49:39Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: "Pop Tarts" is a trademark and should not be used to describe generic products such as Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus.
  First Nominated: 2010-05-15 17:53:53Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  FakeAPStylebook: When covering the latest kid lit bestseller, note with breathless astonishment that adults are reading the book too.
  First Nominated: 2010-03-22 16:20:53Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show