Funniest Rated Tweets

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  NathanFillion: You might be creepy if: You are standing in the street video taping me tucking in my shirt while on location.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-30 14:31:27Z, 63% funny (174 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Avatar, the Last Air Bender was the best dance movie all year.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-09 15:33:28Z, 85% funny (40 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: My new word for cigarettes is "prison money".
  First Nominated: 2010-07-17 22:28:16Z, 78% funny (38 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Dear McDonalds, You are poisoning the world with your food. And thanks for a delicious breakfast. I hate you. Nathan
  First Nominated: 2010-07-23 20:12:48Z, 63% funny (80 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: If someone says, "...that's what she said." I respond, "...to her friend, who was also a slut."
  First Nominated: 2010-07-31 14:43:07Z, 55% funny (156 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Thinking about importing something from China made me realize: I know nothing about importing from China.
  First Nominated: 2010-08-04 03:14:36Z, 70% funny (40 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Wow. All done at Emmys. It was an honor just to be nominated. Oh. Wait. Rats.
  First Nominated: 2010-08-30 19:35:04Z, 52% funny (112 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Wasn't the Indy 500 last year? Shouldn't this be the Indy 501? I'll go anyways.
  First Nominated: 2010-05-28 16:11:30Z, 59% funny (32 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: If I built a robot, the strongest part would be his heart, so he wouldn't turn on me and kill me.
  First Nominated: 2010-04-22 04:02:58Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: My latest addiction: Angry Birds. iPhone, I love you. You are like crack without the prostitution and losing my house.
  First Nominated: 2010-04-21 02:26:33Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Yes it was my birthday. I'm going to start lying about my age, but say I'm older so people say how good I look for 47.
  First Nominated: 2010-03-29 02:34:54Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  NathanFillion: Accidentally hit myself in the nuts. Who do I blame for that?
  First Nominated: 2010-03-26 16:16:37Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show