Funniest Rated Tweets

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  SustainableTips: If we teach Zooey Deschanel to sing or Katy Perry to act, we can conserve on the world's starlet supply
  First Nominated: 2010-07-30 16:19:21Z, 63% funny (179 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Printers use a lot of chemicals! Instead of printing photos of loved ones, just use the ones that come with frames.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-28 16:31:54Z, 70% funny (102 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: America could get rid of its need for oil in months if all women agreed to only hookup with guys who drive electric cars
  First Nominated: 2010-07-29 18:43:53Z, 63% funny (129 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Synthetic diamonds are a great way to reduce strip-mining and manage the expectations of a potential fiancee
  First Nominated: 2010-05-19 05:30:34Z, 59% funny (71 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Don't belittle crazy cat people. Cats have a significantly lower carbon footprint than a loving family.
  First Nominated: 2010-08-04 16:50:55Z, 50% funny (185 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: The Olympic torch relay could save on carbon emissions if, instead of fire, they just taped an iPhone to the torch and ran the zippo app
  First Nominated: 2010-02-12 22:37:23Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Amateurs save water by lathering on soap before they get in the shower; pros use purell and skip the shower
  First Nominated: 2010-04-22 16:59:28Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Dating one-at-a-time is wasteful; speed dating is the carpooling of the hookup world
  First Nominated: 2010-04-14 18:10:52Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: A bus is a more sustainable method of transit and since they're germ-riddled, your immune system will grow stronger!
  First Nominated: 2010-04-12 16:36:29Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Cloth diapers are better than disposable ones but it's even better to just adopt a kid that's already potty trained
  First Nominated: 2010-04-01 04:07:39Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Good: Staying at a hotel with good environmental policies. Better: Shacking up with a local ex-boyfriend
  First Nominated: 2010-03-18 12:44:23Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Don't tip based on chest size; it creates a financial incentive to have environmentally harmful augmentation surgery
  First Nominated: 2010-02-19 22:05:37Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Lawsuits generate a lot of paperwork to settle a dispute; pistol duels generate one fewer consumer
  First Nominated: 2010-02-17 22:21:07Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Not only are snuggies good for keeping warm, they are also an eco-friendly way of staying abstinent
  First Nominated: 2010-02-12 22:37:32Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Your commute options in order of eco-friendliness are: drive, public transit, bike, walk, call in sick
  First Nominated: 2010-02-12 22:37:28Z, 0% funny (0 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Replace incandescent Christmas lights with newer LED ones...or just go with a religion that has a lower carbon footprint
  First Nominated: 2010-09-01 17:38:59Z, 50% funny (108 votes) show
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  SustainableTips: Consider the sustainability of your recreational drug source! Indoor grow ops waste a lot of power compared to illegal backwood farms.
  First Nominated: 2010-08-10 21:08:28Z, 46% funny (186 votes) show