Funniest Rated Tweets

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  sheriffpony: It sure was fortunate that "fucking around on a computer", which I was doing anyway, just so happened to be a very lucrative career path.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-28 23:44:10Z, 63% funny (118 votes) show
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  sheriffpony: I REALLY wish I could go to Comic Con this year. Why? No Twilight
  First Nominated: 2010-07-29 17:23:38Z, 58% funny (151 votes) show
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  sheriffpony: "The study of beards is called pogonology." You've got to be kidding me, Wikipedia. I have a new calling.
  First Nominated: 2010-07-29 17:24:47Z, 57% funny (144 votes) show
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  sheriffpony: A black coworker of mine just called me Abraham Lincoln (on account of my beard). Not sure how to take that exactly..
  First Nominated: 2010-07-29 17:20:53Z, 56% funny (156 votes) show
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  sheriffpony: Team Decent Literature
  First Nominated: 2010-07-29 17:21:15Z, 50% funny (132 votes) show
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  sheriffpony: A @ryanqnorth has retweeted me. Is this awesome (Y/N)?
  First Nominated: 2010-07-28 23:38:19Z, 48% funny (118 votes) show